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Uncle Devo [01 Jan 2004|12:42am] [ mood | content ] In the words of a Devo Hello my children. Just a bit bored and just got home from the lovely Ms. Kristy's Home. I met the parents and the sister (already knew Katie though) and I think I did alright, until Kristy told me something... Then I know I failed. All is well though... 2nd opportunity will present itself. 2nd hand of business... How are we going to murder our dear friend Wade? with a W, ofcourse. He got in a fight with his friend and left the house when Jesus' mom said not to, and then got all his equitment taken away... Thus no practice. Therefore we must kill Wade.... with a W. Any suggestions? Alright i must leave... not really but i have more work to handle at this late hour... Anyways... Cheers. Devin 1 comment|post comment

Uncle Slappy's Prison Yard Bitches (The Album Drops Tommorow!!) [29 Dec 2003|01:45am] [ mood | punk ] In The Words Of A PEN15 Today was fun. Myself, Devin, Justin and Wade (with a 'W') hung out and played some musical songs, two to be exact. We have not yet decided upon a name, but I am calling the band "Uncle Slappy's Prison Yard Bitches". Pretty catchy, huh? So, after deciding that we were going to leave Justin's house, we wandered into Mordor, the magical world that laymen know as Justin's Driveway. It was a perilous journey, and not without sacrifice. Wade lost his manhood. So, after finally getting out of Mordor and making it to my mother's ride, we ventured to my house. We played Double Dash (I lost, it was an off day.) and some ping-pong (I lost, it was an off day.) and watched Road Trip (I lost, it was an off day.). I attempted to call Megan and cheer her up, as her family left today, but they would have none of that. The boys ran in (sans Justin) and made a fuss, causing me to end the call early. I know how she feels, and I wish her the best of luck. Hope the injury heals quick. Remember, choose life. Now, I helped Devo make his journal. He likes God and men. A bit contradictory, don't you think? I painted my middle finger nails today. It looks sweet. It matches my outfit. So does my wristband and my other accesories. My shoes match, too. I am better than the Queer Eye guys. It is time for some movie watching. I'm out. In The Words Of Jesus Hello my children. Today was one of great splendor. Yo, we chilled at my crib and played some tunes. Some otha folk came and took a gander. It was bloody brilliant. It was totally wicked how we just made songs and how they are jive. Then we thrashed over to sean's joint and watched some flicks, played some rad games, oh it was gnarly. Well mates this brings meself to where I be, so I'll be takin' me leave. Remember, children. Jesus speaks the many languages of the world and loves you all. Peace out dawgs. Later, bra. Adios Amigos. Ciao. Bye Bye. Pikachu. In The Words Of Wade With A "W"... Eh, S'Wade. You know, with a W? Well we had band practice..it rocked like usual. Talked to Kristy for a bit, it was good. We finished one song, and started another..sounds awsome. If anyone has ideas for a name we will be happy to oblige. I hope tomorrows practice will be as good as todays went. Sean was telling us how he wanted to turn my My Getaway shirt into a "My Getaway Sucks" shirt. We all had our shits and giggles. He's an asshole. Alright well I'm out for now...later. In the words of Mr. Devo Well Hello Children! How are all of you today? Thats great to hear! Well today was interesting... First I woke up and it struck me... I am getting to fat for these pants.. yes to fat... i need to lose a lot of weight.. i am at a high of WHOOPING 150lbs. Yes, i am as stunned as you are. After this realization I beat Jesus up off the footon and we talked my mother into driving us to Jesus' home for a band practice. We have two songs. Yay! without lyrics unfortunately.. we should making them soon, very soon. Anyways... We called Kristy (1/2 the band's hoe) and had Wade with a W tell her how much he loves her and had him ask her out... He was shot down because his is no wheres close to being as stunning or sexy as "Dead Sexy" Devin "The Stud" Steen! Yes that is right... Dont you love how i'm so modest?? I have been called that many times.. and i think its because of how I keep my girlish figure. ::bats eyelashes and blows a kiss:: Alright well i am missing the creation of a fake fun song... To sum it up without the bullshit.... I love you all (not really, infact I hate you all) Alrighty, Forest.... I must leave you... wait I haven't finished... Well we started practice without Sean, And worked out our second song... then Sean came over and helpped make it better. After that we had to shut down cause jesus' mom started to open the gates of hell and threatened to push us in... So that concluded practice... We left for the house of Penis and watched Road Trip... and then made this... The band Journal... Alright, i must leave to help with this "Emo Kids are Gay/Subway" song Penis and Jesus are starting on.. (ironically i'm emo and i'm agreeing to this...) All is well anyway... Well as i said before, Cheers. Love... PEN15, Jesus, Mr. Devo, Wade with a 'W' 10 comments|post comment

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